I’m 39, a pharmacist, and married with a five year old. I have type 1 diabetes which I manage questionably with a subcutaneous insulin pump. I’m opinionated, vain, self-absorbed, intolerant, and obsessed with Law & Order.
I enjoy pointing out the humor and/or irony in any situation. If you need ridicule, I am your go-to gal.
I live in the South—Georgia to be exact—but I am neither toothless nor without intellect. I do not eat squirrel and I abhor watermelon. I prefer the indoors to the outdoors and Led Zeppelin to the Stones.
I drink Coca-Cola products because Pepsi is an absolute abomination against mankind.
I fully believe the world is going directly to hell with or without a hand-basket, and I carry a small crate with me wherever I go in case I have to get up on it and doom-say.